kerry, america lose
Post #402 • November 3, 2004, 12:19 PM • 35 Comments
Kerry just phoned the White House to concede the election.
Artists, historically, have done well under theocracies and oligarchies, and we are headed towards an unholy amalgam of both as fast as our sport utility vehicles will carry us.
But now is not the time to criticize the president. We should unite behind him. We should embrace his philosphy and carry it to its logical conclusions.
We should rid the world of American allies. We should declare jihad against Islam itself. Every drop of oil must be sucked from the earth, beginning with the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge, which we should turn into a giant sawmill. We should launch nuclear strikes against Iran, Syria, Jordan, and all remaining insurgent strongholds in Iraq, and take their oil. Criminalize abortion, and punish anyone who obtains one with the death penalty. Criminalize homosexuality, even if it means selling out your own family. We should not tax anyone making over $100,000 a year. Unfetter the Patriot Act with concerns for individual liberites and enact the 100%, 24-hour surveillance state that we so desperately desire. Make all corporations immune to regulations and lawsuits. And most of all, lie and lie and lie and lie until we get what we want. And when the world is a cinder and we go to our heavenly reward, we will feel no fear, because we will have accepted Jesus Christ into our hearts.