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Open letter to Massachusetts State Representative Dan Hunt [Explicit Lyrics]

Post #1848 • October 23, 2019, 5:11 PM • 2 Comments

(Sung to the tune of "Crazy Bitch" by Buckcherry. Related story: "Massachusetts Legislator Proposes $200 Fines, 6 Months in Jail for Using the Word 'Bitch'.")

Daniel Hunt, you got a stupid face
I have some things to say
And now you want to take me out
Call you names, make you feel afraid
You want me in jail, but I got to make my way

Hunt, you're a crazy bitch
And you're fucked if you think we'll put up with it
When you dream, you screw the Bill of Rights
Scratches all up and down The Constitution

Hunt, you're a crazy bitch
And you're fucked if you think we'll re-elect your shit
In your dreams, there is no Bill of Rights
Scratches all up and down The Constitution

Accost, annoy, degrade or demean
It's just not my scene
To check with my legal team
To go findin' out what I'm allowed to say
The text is "make no law," First Amendment's plain as day

Hunt, you're a fucking bitch
And your law won't stop me from saying it
You can read, go read the Bill of Rights
We got a little thing, it's called "The Constitution"

Hunt, 1A is not your bitch
Swore a fucking oath that you'd be defending it
Go to Bing, search on "the Bill of Rights"
Quit wipin' your ass upon The Constitution

Comment

1.

Franklin

October 23, 2019, 8:33 PM

For the record, this could have gone in an even worse direction. Way worse.

2.

Doug Bowker

October 24, 2019, 8:30 AM

Franklin, you rabble-rouser you! Good one, sir.

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